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| Seems like there's two sides to everything - and with this face, that includes you! What will you show to the world? | |
| It's like Growtopia is COMING RIGHT AT YOU! | |
| Nothing says tough like not bothering with basic hygiene. | |
| Wot wot too right tally ho jolly good ermf ermf | |
| Rainbow Six SMOL! With Alibi's Goggles and Earmuffs, shoot up the ranks quickly with your precision shooting and professionalism. | |
| Riders Republic! Snap on a pair of these large lenses, the Alveolar Crossed Lens is perfect for any extreme smoke! | |
| Far Cry! Forge your own paradise and take the role of El Presidente, Anton Castillo! | |
| Let the power of Anubis shine upon you! | |
| Might and Magic! Wear the tattoos of Michael, the General of the Holy Falcon Empire and the most powerful archangel to ever exist! | |
| No master of diagrams and charts can be trusted unless they also have a big, highly-educated beard to back them up. Now THAT'S the face of an architect! | |
| BUMP! Superbrawl! This Bandana and Beak belongs to a phoenix who is the last of his kind and is on a journey to strengthen his explosive fire powers! | |
| Firing blasts of mean green light, these celestial-enhanced shades will light up your life, and like, anything else you look at with them! So try not to stare too long at valuable objects (or like, people)! | |
| Firing blasts of orangey orange light, these celestial-enhanced shades will light up your life, and like, anything else you look at with them! So try not to stare too long at valuable objects (or like, people)! | |
| Firing blasts of potent purple light, these celestial-enhanced shades will light up your life, and like, anything else you look at with them! So try not to stare too long at valuable objects (or like, people)! | |
| Firing blasts of radical red light, these celestial-enhanced shades will light up your life, and like, anything else you look at with them! So try not to stare too long at valuable objects (or like, people)! | |
| Carefully sculpted to shine with a heroic glint as you pilot your battered-but-victorious plane home from battle! | |
| Maybe not so fancy as those hoity-toity hardwoods, but bamboo has a kind of class all its own, wouldn't you say? | |
| Express your wrath with this evil mask. Sponsored by i20HH. | |
| Wear the cool shades of the good old Beach Party barista! | |
| Look like the tactical genius, Basim, with this beard! | |
| Upload yourself to the battlegrid and put on this lit helmet! | |
| Heard this is a pretty popular fashion sense nowadays! | |
| Drop some sick techno beats anywhere anytime with the all new Beat Box Mask! | |
| A beard in the style of the legend himself! Obviously not his actual beard, why would you want to glue whiskers to your face? | |
| This is a rugged chin! Good for scratching when you're out of ideas and other things that a giant chin is good for! | |
| Make sure you get the right prescription. | |
| Do you ever feel like you can never show enough teeth? Well, toss these on and give yourself a grin that'll rival even the rarest rabbits! | |
| Looks tough. | |
| Need some eyedrops for those? This is a Black Friday exclusive version! | |
| It's all about the money, money, money! | |
| It's not a phase MOM! | |
| From rags to riches, show off just how far you've come with this ballin' black tie monocle. | |
| These stylish glasses can be custom matched to any prescription. | |
| A blob of goop for Spaced-Faced! | |
| Even Sir William Wallace would be envious of your team spirit. FREEEEDDDOOOOMMMMM! Wait! This is just a balloon war... | |
| This is a gem of a Blue Gem Lock Mask! Chosen by AlvisTyy, this is the Monthly Subscriber's Item for July, 2022! | |
| Keep the sweat out of your eyes! | |
| Brawlhalla! Wear the beard of Bodvar, The Unconquered Viking of Brawlhalla and place yourself as one of Valhalla's greatest champions! | |
| Put on the shades and beard of the Beach Party bouncer! | |
| Wear the beard of the brawling brute! | |
| You're not much of a bunny without big ears, but it's a start. | |
| Eh... what's up bud? | |
| Nobody will recognize you if you cover an inch of skin around your eyes! | |
| Need some eyedrops for those? Sponsored by SweGamerHD, his subscribers, and Palladius. | |
| You look like you should be in charge of magical animals with this beard. | |
| Given by parents from an alternate universe! | |
| They'll never see you coming. Unless they look anywhere other than your face. At least you might freak them out - "Ah, it's a guy with no face!!" | |
| Melt the hearts of those around you with Candlewick's Mask! | |
| Wear these sweet shades as you cruise through the season in style! | |
| Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix! Become a supersolider modified by the Eden Tech Military and lead the Ghosts on a covert mission! | |
| Goes great with bah humburgers! | |
| You know what they say about carrots... they help you look better! | |
| Wow, pawesome! These new eyes are the cat's meow, and the purrfect addition to any style. | |
| Shoot across the sky with these fireworks! | |
| Nobody can resist a winning smile! It's even better when it's actually attached to someone's face, though, so put this on and start winning hearts! | |
| The perfect eyewear for doing chemistry! Grants a 10% chance to not consume a chemical when you use a Chemsynth tool. | |
| When you're tired of using all those crazy facial muscles, this mask is here to help! Hide your tired growtopian face with this reliable, totally-not-creepy chilled smile instead!. Chosen by XMenkel, this is the Monthly Subscriber's Item for March, 2020! | |
| Surgeon General's Warning: Secondhand smoke can make you go :P. | |
| These eyes belonged to an artificially intelligent ringmaster, not the one you're probably familiar with! | |
| This smile will surely make you... stranger! | |
| It's the... eye of the viper, it's the thrill of the fright! Sponsored by Climper for completing all epic quests! | |
| Gear yourself up for success and stare down your rivals with these superb spinners! The only downside? They need a lot of oil to keep spinning! | |
| HONK HONK | |
| Use this makeup to be unhinged and maniacal with this combination of two wild career choices! | |
| Viewing the past with colored glasses might not be a great idea, but the present? That just makes you look cool! | |
| Don't mistake it for a fool, this Capybara's pretty cool! | |
| This is a bad habit, you should stop it. Only found in Blarney 2 and 3. | |
| This helmet once belonged to a fallen knight who served a dark lord. | |
| Channel a marvelous power given to you by the universe! | |
| The only glasses certified safe for staring at comets! | |
| This thing is itchy. I think it's the radiation. | |
| Wear these spectacles and you'll be in a world full of pure imagination! | |
| Summon the Guardian Angel of Love with the mystic power of the Crimson Thief Mask! | |
| You could run your own kingdom with a mask like this! | |
| Relax and rest easy as your eyes cool down! | |
| A futuristic Cyber Punk mask, perfect for wearing everyday! Chosen by macmacxd22, this is the Monthly Subscriber's Item for September, 2020! | |
| We've rebuilt you - better, faster, stronger than before. | |
| With this visor on, you can zap things instead of punching. It does slightly less damage, but has longer range. | |
| Put on the goggles of Dal, the "Captain" of the Protostar crew! | |
| Worn by the mysterious group that watch from the dark. Chosen by Armourfnafs, this is the Monthly Subscriber's Item for May, 2020! | |
| Let hell be your domain as you look like Lucifer himself! | |
| Not all jesters are funny! This mask is for a court entertainer with deadly serious skills! Maybe they were a bodyguard for the King...? Chosen by inflames19, this is the Monthly Subscriber's Item for November, 2019! | |
| As if normal Plague Doctor formal wear wasn't terrifying enough, someone's imbued this mask with haunting spirits of darkness and evil! Was that even necessary?! | |
| A cool headset for cool videos! | |
| Cool sunglasses for cool videos! | |
| Good for twirling when you are tying somebody to a railroad. | |
| A diamond mask in the rough! | |
| Become a warrior of the Diamond Clan with this bejeweled helm! | |
| There's nothing cooler than having a digital ninja mask with the number zero on it! Chosen by Porkfit, this is the Monthly Subscriber's Item for February, 2024.! | |
| You can tell by the way you wear those shades, you're a disco dude, no time to talk! | |
| Wait a second... WHO ARE YOU!?!? How did you get in here?! | |
| Gleaming gold to mark its bearer as the finest - and most stylish - doctor in all the worlds! Because doctors encounter all manner of diseases, it's imperative that they keep from infecting their patients. The Mask of Bling is said to reduce the chances of contagion by 110%! Nobody is sure how that's mathematically possible, but they won't question it, either! | |
| A sweet pair of Dragon Fruit Slice Earrings! | |
| Put on this helmet to look like The Diviner's heartless and cold deadly robot enforcer, Drednok! | |
| A dark, dark mask for a dark, dark Druid! For when you are in one of those, "leave me alone" moods! | |
| The pride of all dwarves. | |
| Look like the fearsome captain, Edward, with this beard! | |
| Look like the Viking Shieldwoman, Eivor, with these tattoos! | |
| With these Eldritch Eyes, it'll burn everything in its sight. | |
| A pair of goggles made for engineers! | |
| Makes you look way, WAY too happy... | |
| Wear the eye of the demon cyclops Balor and fight fire with, well fire! | |
| It's reversible! Swap it from eye to eye by pressing left or right. | |
| Alien eyes for your alien face, with alien lasers to destroy the human race! | |
| Exactly the right amount of grizzled and wise. | |
| You're the one! Yeah, you're the star! You're fabulous! | |
| When you don't want anyone to recognize your chin, this is the perfect disguise. | |
| Bring out your natural beauty and turn yourself into a true spirit of nature. You won't get magic powers from it, though - unless you count looking lovely as a power! | |
| A race of a galactic merchants and business dealers, the Ferungi love to chat. That's why their ears are so huge - they never want to miss a conversation (or a potential trade secret)! | |
| Look like the edgy anti-hero with the goggles of the Fierce Wingman! | |
| This is probably what it would look like if a fish had hands and legs! | |
| These eyes are a bit shocking. | |
| Scare the villagers away with this perfectly spooky mask! Slightly reduces items required for Farmer Role quests! | |
| Feast your eyes... literally! | |
| Put on these adorable freckles! | |
| Let the fire inside of you burn and unleash its fury! | |
| Rock these shades brought to you from decades into the future! | |
| Ever wondered where these come from? Early incandescent lights were very harsh, so this dims things for you a bit without impeding your vision. | |
| Applied with exacting precision and exquisite materials, this makeup is a statement to the world that its bearer is poised, beautiful, and probably displeased with shenanigans. ANY shenanigans. | |
| This is a gem of a Gem Mask! Chosen by koreaTOFU, this is the Monthly Subscriber's Item for July, 2021! | |
| It's rainin' gems! Hallelujah! | |
| Live an undead life of terror with the flaming face of a dreaded ghost pirate! | |
| This monocle is haunted by the spirit of an ancient wolf! That's more common than you'd expect among monocles. | |
| Weird, creepy and slightly sinister! It's perfect to wear with a Gingerbread Man Onesie! | |
| Warning: wearing this could result in exclusion from reindeer games. | |
| You're either a hipster or an evil twin. Or perhaps ... a hipster's evil twin? How would you know which one was evil!? | |
| More expensive than most glasses. | |
| Pharaoh's style beard complete with a golden cuff to give that air of greatness that anyone with this sort of beard deserves! | |
| The world just looks like a more expensive place through these gold-tinted glasses. | |
| Its like a hockey mask but ten times heavier... and shinier! | |
| See the world through sparkle and shine with these golden sequin glasses, perfect for a show-stopping look! | |
| Rayman! The Teensies are the tiny wizards who guard the secrets of the Glade of Dreams, this mask belongs to one of their kings (yeah, they have a lot of these). Wear this crown with the rest of his set to Transform into the Grand Minimus Teensie! To avoid refund fraud, this item has been made untradeable until August 1st, 2026. | |
| Equip yourself with this blade as you go on a journey to fulfill your promise to become the World's Greatest Swordsman! | |
| Blend in with the trees for a surprise attack like a true Grow supporter. | |
| You look jealous in these. | |
| There's some seriously kickin' beats going on in there, but you can't hear it, because they're headphones. Sponsored by JakeShore, ADMex1, and RovSpy. | |
| These are some fierce designer sunglasses! | |
| A perfect replica of Growch's nose! Well, it would be a bit mean if it was his real one, wouldn't it! | |
| A totally non creepy mask to give those facial muscles a rest when you want everyone to know you are feeling like totally Cool Shades all day! | |
| When you're tired of using all those crazy facial muscles, this mask is here to help! Hide your tired human face with this reliable, totally-not-creepy one instead! | |
| A totally non creepy mask to give those facial muscles a rest when you want everyone to know you are feeling totally LOL! | |
| A totally non-creepy mask to give those facial muscles a rest when you want everyone to know you are feeling like totally Shy all day! | |
| A totally non creepy mask to give those facial muscles a rest when you want everyone to know you are feeling totally sick... maybe best keep the mask on until you feel better or even better put your feetup and rest! | |
| A totally non creepy mask to give those facial muscles a rest when you want everyone to know you are feeling totally WOW! | |
| Bring disorder to wherever you go with a glowing smile! | |
| It's all about the Growtokens, Growtokens, Growtokens! | |
| Haunt the cities of a popular city with this ghoulish mask! Chosen by Fencey, this is the Monthly Subscriber's item for January, 2024! | |
| Probably the best mustache named after the part you hold onto on a bicycle! | |
| A sweet look for the summer! Chosen by windowshop, this is the Monthly Subscriber's item for June, 2023! | |
| Normally this mask is only worn during the most profane of dark rituals, beneath a blood red moon. But you can wear it for shopping, parties, whatever! | |
| Heal the world with your very own antennae! | |
| My loving senses are tingling... there must be someone nearby that needs some loving. Better go give them a hug! Can be transformed into a hat by combining 1 Heart Antennae Headband, 1 Transmog Crystal, and 10 Candy Hearts in a Chemical Combiner. | |
| The world just looks like a lovelier place through these rose-colored glasses. | |
| Embrace the hipster life! With this fancy facial hair, you won't be able to stop asking for artisanal coffee and single-origin beans! | |
| Surely you're just a big sports fan... right? Right? | |
| They're like rings, but for your ears! | |
| Just dripping with happiness, this is truly a face only a mother could love! | |
| Crisp and cool, just like you! This makeup has been applied by frosty faeries using all-ice ingredients for a look that's fit for only the most wintry of royalty. Can you live up to its snowy majesty? | |
| Head into town with hottest shades out right now... literally! | |
| Don't get too excited by the name - this nose doesn't shoot fire, unfortunately. It's just the sign of a sick Growtopian! | |
| When duct tape just won't cut it, we lock you in a tower with this on your face. | |
| Luckily this is just latex and not actually a gooey carved-out pumpkin. | |
| Put on the goggles of Jankom Pog, the Engineer of the Protostar Crew! | |
| Nobody but Jens is so wise and ancient. | |
| A hero can come from anywhere, anyone can wear the mask! | |
| Look like you're ready to stream with a RGB gaming set up with these Kitty Headphones! | |
| Experience a tropical spa day with a pair of Kiwi Eyes! | |
| A sweet pair of Kiwi Slice Earrings! | |
| A completely normal mask, definitely not hiding something! | |
| Part of a cultural celebration of life, this mask isn't just a good-looking potential piece of your outfit! It's also used in a major dance festival in the Indian region of - you guessed it - Ladakh! | |
| It's all about the money, money, money! | |
| An Owl, truly, of legend! The stories of this mythical guardian are as old as time itself. Your bravery and effort have been rewarded in the most legendary way! | |
| A mask of the brave Lembuswana! | |
| Shine bright with the force of the Lightning Lord's Mask! | |
| Be a mighty king like no one has before! | |
| Be the Growtopian with the long nose who knows! Just don't go sticking it into other peoples business! | |
| The mask of a daring outlaw king! Raid ancient alien treasures and splash your name across the cosmos from behind this fantastic mask! All will (probably) remember you! | |
| All you can see is love, love, love... | |
| Wild smoochy colors for a wild smoochy face! | |
| My, what crazy eyes you have! Besides looking amazing, these pristine peepers give you a bonus 2.5% chance of finding crystals using a Geiger Counter! | |
| This mandarin used to be a content creator on GrowTube that people found really annoying! | |
| Slap on a little lipstick and eyeshadow before you hit the town tonight! | |
| Don the mask of a creature who has sightings reported deep within the jungles of Eastern Growtopia! | |
| Show you're a King of the Sun with this Mask of Courage! Chosen by PMT, this is the Monthly Subscriber's Item for October, 2022! | |
| Release flames of fury to the realms as you transform into a mighty dragon! | |
| With this decorative mask, even the most average growtopian can be the Belle of the Ball! Chosen by Ch4knuGT, this is the Monthly Subscriber's Item for August, 2019! | |
| You! Your eyebrows are weak! SMALL! UNWISE! They are unworthy, and should be replaced by THESE eyebrows, which are the true mark of ancient arts and knowledge. Put these perfectly-sized, immaculately-groomed eyebrows on and become the font of skill and understanding you know in your heart you should be. | |
| Why zap things with a regular old laser when you can zap them with code. Use the power of letters and numbers to defeat your enemies! | |
| The Teabot 3000 Mechanical Butler is perfect for all your buttling needs! This ever faithful companion is always on hand for when you need a refreshing cup of tea or wish to throw said refreshing cup of tea over a friend... or foe! | |
| A traditional facemask obtained from an even more traditional fish! You can't help looking great (and traditional) while you're wearing this! | |
| The perfect mask for pulling an all-nighter! Chosen by Caviared, this is the Monthly Subscriber's Item for December, 2023! | |
| Jump through trees and stones with this amazing monkey mask! | |
| The very pinnacle of class is having good vision in only one eye. | |
| Walk like a mummy with this monster mask! | |
| Happy? Angry? Curious? Wear this super advanced mask to tell the world how you're feeling! | |
| Watch the Moon in style with this mask which also makes you look a little like an awesome super hero! | |
| Have you ever forgotten how amazing you look? How cool your style is? Well an elephant NEVER forgets, so take a tour in Morty's incredibly rare and glorious diamond ears and remember your awesomeness for all time! Wait - what's that? Your friends don't think it's all that great? Well, maybe a HAIL OF PEANUTS will make them reconsider! GET 'EM, MORTY! | |
| Have you ever forgotten how amazing you look? How cool your style is? Well an elephant NEVER forgets, so take a tour in Morty's fashionable gray ears and remember your awesomeness for all time! Wait - what's that? Your friends don't think it's all that great? Well, maybe a HAIL OF PEANUTS will make them reconsider! GET 'EM, MORTY! | |
| Have you ever forgotten how amazing you look? How cool your style is? Well an elephant NEVER forgets, so take a tour in Morty's fashionable orange ears and remember your awesomeness for all time! Wait - what's that? Your friends don't think it's all that great? Well, maybe a HAIL OF PEANUTS will make them reconsider! GET 'EM, MORTY! | |
| Have you ever forgotten how amazing you look? How cool your style is? Well an elephant NEVER forgets, so take a tour in Morty's fashionable pink ears and remember your awesomeness for all time! Wait - what's that? Your friends don't think it's all that great? Well, maybe a HAIL OF PEANUTS will make them reconsider! GET 'EM, MORTY! | |
| A mossy hard shell mask with a dramatic look! | |
| Its like a hockey mask but ten times heavier! | |
| Tired of Halloween? Celebrate Dia de los Muertos instead! | |
| It's hard to speak through these bandages! | |
| Show off your farmer flair and enjoy a long-lasting snack with this tasty wheat! | |
| Look like a cyber punk with this sick mask! | |
| Face the music with this Neon LED Mask! | |
| Keep safe with this stylish face mask. Chosen by AppleJuz, this is the Monthly Subscriber's Item for October, 2020! | |
| Electric voodoo stylings to put the frighteners on your friends! Now in blazing blue! | |
| Electric voodoo stylings to put the frighteners on your friends! Now in ghastly green! | |
| Electric voodoo stylings to put the frighteners on your friends! Now in woeful white! | |
| Electric voodoo stylings to put the frighteners on your friends! Now in petrifying pink! | |
| Gain the powers of a technopath and take control of a group of silent but deadly robots! | |
| Equipping these lets you disregard darkness completely! If you're not in a world you own, they consume 1 D Battery for every minute you wear them. You can wear them without a battery if you just wanna look cool, though. Batteries not included. | |
| Embarrassed? Feel like hiding your face? How about just removing it instead? | |
| Complete your seasonal fantasy look with the stoic face of elite nutcracker royalty! Warning: Do not try to crack nuts with your teeth just because you're wearing this - it WILL hurt! | |
| Got a nose for food? Or is it truffles? Either way, for those who need to show the world their piggy powers, this nose knows best! | |
| A face for when you really, really, really gotta LOL! | |
| Those glasses you wear at the doctor's which look ten times better than the one's you buy after! | |
| Like Santa Claus, but with more Vitamin C! | |
| Blue Dwarf needs owl, badly. | |
| Strap this on when people start tossing rotten eggs. You'll be much happier. | |
| Oh, grow up. | |
| A sweet pair of Papaya Slice Earrings! | |
| PARTY DOWN!!!! | |
| PBBBBBLLLLTTTT DOWN!!!! | |
| Join the masquerade ball with this mysterious mask! | |
| Hypnotize your fellow Growtopians as they stare longingly into these dazzling shades! | |
| A beard fitting of a talented painter! | |
| We all need a friend in medicine by our side, even if he is a bit of a nutcase. | |
| Show you're the smartest fashionista in town! | |
| You a certified creeper. Don't forget to smile... | |
| Wanna be as COOL as Master Peng? Not gonna happen. But you can wear this mask and look like a dork. | |
| Far Cry III : Blood Dragon! Take control of your own vicious Blood Dragon that fires neon lasers from its eyes! To avoid refund fraud, this item has been made untradeable until 6th June, 2022. | |
| This cute little mech is powered by pure love essences. Gives a small increase in the chance of getting a Golden Heart Crystal when opening Golden Booty Chests, Super Golden Booty Chests and Heartstones. | |
| This cute little stealth mech is powered by pure love essences. | |
| Let the power of the pharaoh shine upon you! | |
| Someone's turned this triggerfish into a masterpiece for your face! Awesome! | |
| A bit of the tropics hanging from your earlobes. | |
| The latest trend in pineapple flu safety. Combines the beautiful aroma of pineapple with the safety of a surgical mask. | |
| Pineapples in your eyes! Who wouldn't want that? Gives sticky vision which is suspiciously similar to normal vision but more sticky. | |
| Sweet beats for when you're scoffing pineapple treats! Dance along to some funky tunes looking totally awesome in these! | |
| A sweet pair of Pineapple Slice Earrings! | |
| There was a time when actual medical professionals would go out on the streets wearing this. It was a creepy, creepy time. | |
| Looks like a little blob of fire is following you! Makes sense. | |
| Looks like a little blob of water is following you! Makes sense. | |
| Looks like a little purple blob is following you! Doesn't make as much sense, but the air-colored ones didn't show up so well, so we dyed it! | |
| Looks like a little green blob is following you! Makes sense. | |
| Be done hiding and shine like you're born to be with your amazing face patterns! | |
| Disguises you as a Present Goblin, bringer of joy. | |
| Dress up as a Present Goblin for fun! You won't automatically drop presents, but it's festive year-round! This costume overrides all other clothing, but if you don't like tossing tennis balls, try equipping other sportsballs with it! | |
| A truly presidential piece of facial hair! This beard has passed more bills than someone passing by the world's largest gathering of people named William! | |
| Eye? Check! Scar? Check! Edgy? Check! Time to go out huntin'! | |
| Brawlhalla! Wear the maang tikka of Priya, The Radiant Blade of Brawlhalla and become a symbol of strength and benevolence! | |
| Styled after Hannibun Lopter, the notorious psycho-rabbit! | |
| Rock out with this sick punk mask dude! | |
| This face paint really give this dummy goosebumps! | |
| No one will be able to resist these puppy dog eyes! The perfect balance between sad and OMG CUTE!! | |
| Rave long, rave hard, rave safe! | |
| Taking "Got your nose!" to a whole new level, aren't you? Somehow, some way, you've wound up with Rayman's nose! I hope he has a spare! | |
| The power of the weather in the palm of your hand! | |
| Look like a rebel with this pencil behind your ear! Chosen by Demogorgon, this is the Monthly Subscriber's Item for September, 2023! | |
| Oddly, Redbone's skull is bigger than his head. | |
| The perfect gift is you! | |
| Looks like you've been punched in the face... or have you? Nope, it's just face paint and a whopping dose of team spirit. | |
| A healthy, rosy glow for your Growtopian. Add a little colour to your face with these. | |
| Let the fire inside of you burn and unleash its fury! Embrace the darkness with the Royal Furious Eye! | |
| Release flames of fury to the realms as you transform into a mighty dragon! Siege waste to the land with the wrath of the leader of the dragons! | |
| Gain the powers of a technopath and take control of a group of silent but deadly robots! These special models were forged from rare Growskar mined from the far reaches of the final frontier! | |
| Beautiful and burly, just like you! This beard has been through snow, mud, rain, cougars, and falling trees, and only gotten mightier for it! Can you live up to its brawny power? | |
| I think you've gone feral. | |
| A mask that perfectly captures the emotion of depression. | |
| Get your sad face on with this frost-shielding mask! You may be a prince of winter, but that doesn't mean you won't be left in the cold! | |
| Cover your eyes, the savings are simply too glorious to behold! | |
| You better watch out, he's coming to town! | |
| The perfect face paint to show up in when people say your name thrice! | |
| Stop spreading your germs around! | |
| You're looking a little green around the gills. | |
| Sticking a rose in your mouth seems to make your voice so much more attactive when you sing. | |
| Slither in through tight spots with your sneaky serpent head! | |
| The future's so bright, you need these. | |
| Is it me, or is that UFO following me? Wait... am I the alien? | |
| Super Pumpkin Party ready shades! Perfect for any Halloween party or any other occasion actually! | |
| Look covert with these pair of Shady Shades! | |
| Just the mustache you need to review movies with! | |
| Rock some shamrock shades! | |
| Roll Up! Roll Up! Come and see the greatest facial hair on the planet! Never knowingly undersold, this mustache is for the showman in all of us! | |
| Show that you're a star with these all new shades brought to you from the 80's! | |
| Don't let people see the fear in your eyes as you ski down a mountain. The ski mask has got you covered. | |
| You're bad to the bone. | |
| Need some shut-eye! | |
| All those late nights are starting to show on your eyes! Your eyes seem to have dried open and won't move, maybe you should enter a staring contest. Chosen by monstercoook, this is the Monthly Subscriber's Item for February, 2023! | |
| Like a happy vigilante mask but you can't see anything when you wear it! Chosen by Gladehart, this is the Monthly Subscriber's Item for October, 2021! | |
| The trick is putting liquid soap inside the snorkel! | |
| Put on this totally radical goggles to go skiing down a mountain! | |
| Forget those fools with stars in their eyes! This holiday season, it's snowflakes or nothin'! Show off your winter wizardry with these icy-cool eyes! You'll never lose a staring contest again! | |
| Cement yourself as a queen of winter with this one-two stunner of icy-cool eyes and pristine snow-dappled makeup! Nobody will question your devotion to the season again! | |
| Cement yourself as a king of winter with this one-two knockout combo of frosty eyes and burly beardery! Nobody will question your devotion to the season again! | |
| Get your warm face on with this frost-shielding mask! You may be a prince of winter, but you'll never be left in the cold with Snowfrost at your side! | |
| You look like a very 'sock'essful person! Chosen by DrCheerio, this is the Monthly Subscriber's item for May, 2022! | |
| Feast on their souls!! | |
| Live out your own literal space opera with this Space Opera Mask! Maybe you could be the Phantom Menance of the Opera with it on! | |
| Conceal your identity as you hide in the spaceship with this mask! | |
| Nothing says I live on an other planet and am part of a motley crew of space raiders than a facial tattoo! Tatooinely what you need to scare your Aunt and Uncle! | |
| The spectrally polarized lenses of these goggles allow you to actually see paranormal activity. Be warned: it is very spooky! But it's there whether you can see it or not... wouldn't you rather know? | |
| Don't worry, those aren't your real eyes, they're just plastic. | |
| You came down from a distant planet, to conquer the Earth with the power of ROCK. | |
| Fogged with the heat of your latest madcap mechanical monstrosity and lined in soot, these goggles have seen you through more than one unplanned explosion! | |
| Tired of all that talking? Take matters into your own hands and slap some stitches on those loquacious lips! You'll be silenced in seconds! | |
| A hard shell mask with a dramatic look! | |
| Born from the inky black of the deep caves, these eyes look a little odd to anyone not familiar with the deep caverns. | |
| Hop in style with this super cool look! | |
| For when you're just too cool! | |
| Rock the season with the new Summer Blaster style! These glasses don't just say you're cool - they also say you're hot! Try to find another kind of eyewear that can do both! Go on, I'll wait... | |
| Blend in with the waves while at the beach! | |
| Shine like the burning sun itself with these slick shades! | |
| Some days, the sky puts on a show! Chosen by 24s7, this is the Monthly Subscriber's Item for August, 2025. | |
| Protect your secret identity, by hiding the inch of skin around your eyes. Who could possibly recognize you? | |
| Protect your secret identity, by hiding the inch of skin around your eyes. Who could possibly recognize you? | |
| Protect your secret identity, by hiding the inch of skin around your eyes. Who could possibly recognize you? | |
| Protect your secret identity, by hiding the inch of skin around your eyes. Who could possibly recognize you? | |
| Protect your secret identity, by hiding the inch of skin around your eyes. Who could possibly recognize you? | |
| Protect your secret identity, by hiding the inch of skin around your eyes. Who could possibly recognize you? | |
| Protect your secret identity, by hiding the inch of skin around your eyes. Who could possibly recognize you? | |
| Protect your secret identity, by hiding the inch of skin around your eyes. Who could possibly recognize you? | |
| Protect your secret identity, by hiding the inch of skin around your eyes. Who could possibly recognize you? | |
| Protect your secret identity, by hiding the inch of skin around your eyes. Who could possibly recognize you? | |
| Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... SUPER DRA- AIIEEE! RUN! THERE'S FIRE EVERYWHERE! | |
| They say wisdom comes with age, but they didn't say anything about style like this! These are the shades of superstardom, reserved for the greatest of Growtopians! With these equipped, YOU will become the very definition of cool. As for wisdom, well... that's up to you. | |
| Under the sea, under the sea! | |
| Whoosh! See the world in a new light with these kaleidoscopic eyes! Their fantastic, ever-spiraling beauty will set a smile on the faces of all who greet you! | |
| This black eye mask includes a handsomely trimmed mustache for maximum swordfighting capacity. | |
| The human eye sees a limited spectrum. Replace yours with these synthetic models! They transmit visual data direct to your central cortex. Unfortunately they also make you look cross-eyed. | |
| Step to the beat with these sick shades! | |
| This is handy technology for people who are overwhelmed with modern life - it blocks one of your ears from hearing things, and one of your eyes from seeing things. Just relax and enjoy the left half of the world. | |
| Arrrr, me hearties! Sail the seven seas with flailing tentacles on your face, and all will know your name and tremble before your rubbery glory. | |
| Yikes! This toothy maw has one too many chompers! Can you imagine the dentist bills? And all the toothpaste? Sheesh, this thing is scary in more ways than one! | |
| Put on this face mask and look like the evil and ruthless tyrant, The Diviner! | |
| The Rogue Prince of Persia! Wear the beard of the Prince of Persia and make agility your greatest weapon! | |
| Show that you have a big brain with this Think Tank Head! | |
| Make waves with these tidal shades. | |
| Toasty! Just gotten blitzed by a firedrake with nothing to show for it? Not true! These toasty smudges are proof that you've faced the flame... and survived! | |
| Ever see a bird with a colorful nut-crackin' beak and get jealous you don't have one? Well now, toucan play at that game! | |
| A great mask for troll'ing and lol'ing in equal measure! Chosen by Slenor, this is the Monthly Subscriber's Item for July, 2020! | |
| Peck your dinner to death - just like a real turkey! Gobble gobble gobble! | |
| Take your party powers of shade-based hypnotism to the next level with this ultra version and never be friendless again! | |
| Rock the season in ULTRA Summer Blaster style! These glasses don't just say you're ULTRA COOL - they also say you're ULTRA HOT! Try to find another kind of eyewear that can do both, and in such an ultra way! Go on, I'll wait... | |
| Taste the rainbow! | |
| Far Cry! Become the ruler of your own Kingdom and take the role of the insane warlord Vaas Montenegro! | |
| Wearing these impedes lip movement just enough to induce a Transylvanian accent. | |
| Go green and support the environment with these verdant shades. | |
| Very pointy! And the pointier the ears, the wiser the Volcanix, as they say. The founding race of the Stellarix Union, the Volcanix are a deeply pragmatic and calculating people with long lifespans. These factors have led them to become distant, even detached from galactic affairs, which is why it's up to the Startopian Empire to keep the peace! | |
| Rock some vortex sunglasses! | |
| A mustache that doesn't really look like a Walrus but would probably look great on one... as well as yourself! | |
| Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies, until they realize you just put your lipstick on really badly. | |
| A sweet pair of Watermelon Slice Earrings! | |
| Webbed Warrior, Webbed Warrior! Does whatever a web can! | |
| Succumb to the light of the full moon as you turn into a werewolf with this furry beard! | |
| Does this make me look old? | |
| Solemnly swear that you are up to no good with this wicked scar! | |
| Makeup worn by a widow. | |
| Perfect for wearing when creating a secret mix of winter herbs and spices! | |
| Stay cozy and festive with these candy cane-striped earmuffs, perfect for the holiday season. | |
| I got world locks aplenty! | |
| These allow your character to see through the other characters' clothes. It does NOT allow you, the player, to do so. | |
| You seriously look like a freaky alien. | |
| Look like the skilled samurai, Yasuke, with this beard! | |
| The dragon is the fifth of the zodiac animals. Limited only to the Year of the Dragon! Myth has it, that the order of the Zodiac Animals, was determined by a race. The dragon placed fifth and was immediately noticed by the Jade Emperor!! | |
| The horse is the seventh of the zodiac animals. Limited only to the Year of the Horse! Myth has it, that the order of the Zodiac Animals, was determined by a race. The horse, who placed seventh was, rushing through the race so quickly that it failed to notice the snake curled around its hoof! | |
| The ox is the second of the zodiac animals. Limited only to the year of the ox! Myth has it, that order of the Zodiac animals, was determined by a race. The mighty ox, adept on land and water, was leading until a sneaky rat jumped from its back as they crossed the line, unfairly, winning the race! | |
| The rabbit is the fourth of the zodiac animals. Limited only to the Year of the Rabbit! Myth has it, that the order of the Zodiac Animals, was determined by a race. The rabbit placed fourth thanks to its ability to hop on stepping stone at the river!! | |
| The rat is the first of the zodiac animals. According to myth, the Jade Emperor stated the order of the zodiac would be decided by a race. The rat was clever and tricked the Ox into giving him a ride, then, at the finish line the rat jumped down and landed in front, becoming first. Limited only to Year of the Rat! | |
| The snake is the sixth of the zodiac animals. Limited only to the Year of the Snake! Myth has it, that the order of the Zodiac Animals, was determined by a race. The snake placed sixth after claiming it was the adoptive child of the dragon!! | |
| The tiger is the third of the zodiac animals. Limited only to the year of the Tiger! Myth has it, that the order of the Zodiac Animals, was determined by a race. The tiger placed third due to its incredibly fast speed and competitive nature!! | |
| Strike fear into your enemies with this demonic mask. Chosen by SpicyCheetos, this is the Monthly Subscriber's Item for March, 2022! | |
| Not recommended to protect your eyes from acid - Ze Goggles, they do nothing! | |
| Put on this mask to look like Zero, the Flight Control Officer of the Protostar Crew!! | |
| No one is ever going to trust you with a probe again. Sponsored by Pleiadian. | |
| Protection from the sun. Well, at least your nose will be safe. | |